You wake up early for work, you are always the first one to show up at
the workplace, plus you accomplish all of your tasks in the office
efficiently. You religiously follow this routine everyday until your
best friend doc, from Texas rings you up and asks you to take off from work
because he just got a note that he's engaged. What do you do? You have a monster for a
boss and you know that he will not let you miss work even if it was
just one day, even if you have a note from a doctor.
If you are going to call in sick, you
have to make sure that you have already preconditioned yourself for
days (or even weeks) before the final date. You cannot just abruptly
call in sick and tell your boss that you are down with some weird, rare
disease when the other day you were beaming with energy.
have to already give him the pretense that you are about to get sick.
You can try to cough a little when he is near or you can try to let out
a phony sneeze. Either way, you have to give him the impression that
anytime soon, you are going to contract an illness that is strong
enough to keep you away from work, even with a note.